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The lady who sells sea shells on the sea shore has sadly shut her stall

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Ian Searle

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She blames the economic downturn, an increased availability of mollusks on the internet and a reduction in the number of practicing conchologists for the failure of her business.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Was her business a shell corporation?

Posted 1 year ago #
Leeboy007

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Life's a beach.....

Posted 1 year ago #
Dick Everyman

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Heard Molly Malone's cockle and mussels business has also gone into administration. I blame the weak Irish euro.

Posted 1 year ago #
riesler

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She's now got a job over at Pipers Premium Pepper Pickers Ltd, washing their red lorry and their yellow lorry.

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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But was arrested by the Leith Police following the death of Ken Dodd's dad's dog.

Posted 1 year ago #
writinginbsl

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I heard she was really shellfish. Crabby, even.Mussel-ly, though.

Sorry...

Posted 1 year ago #

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