Iran safe as Americans don't know where it is
Or how to pronounce it. In fact, given only 23% can find it on a map, chances are it will be Israel or Belguim that gets bombed....
Mayor of London to ban cooking at home
A leaked report from the office of the London Mayor Sadiq Khan sets out a plan to ban cooking at home. “50% of domestic fires start in...
French police send Clouseau to “stop ze boats”
Stung by accusations they aren’t taking the small boats crisis seriously, preferring to let the English police deal with migrants once...
MI6 Delay Tehran Nuclear Efforts By Using British Project Managers
New head of MI6 Blaise Metreweli has unveiled her first success as "C" within the secretive organisation; the successful delay of Iran's...
It can't be WWIII, Germany hasn't joined in
Those complaining that the conflict in the Middle East is a world war, forget it's not a party until it's a Nazi Party. Explained the...
Weight of Royal medals may have caused structural damage to Buckingham Palace balcony
Weight of Royal medals may have caused structural damage to Buckingham Palace balcony, say engineers The weight of military medals,...
Epstein List and British Honours List to merge
The Soviets described it as Kompromat, but most just call it Prince Andrew. This is the use of sexual blackmail to control the rich and...
King Charles “really not that interested in soldiers marching about”
Following today’s Trooping of the Colour ceremony, Buckingham Palace has issued a statement saying King Charles really isn’t that...
Canada-UK Partnership Ensures Continued Supply of Apologies
As a Precursor to the G7 Summit taking place in Canada this week, the Prime Ministers of the UK and Canada met in Ottowa and struck a...
US's New Eye-in-the-Sky Inspired by Lord of the Rings
The United States Air Force has been told to cancel development of its new E-7 Wedgetail Airborne Early Warning Aircraft and the...
