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Cameron: “Strikers will nick your car and shag your granny”

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Started 1 year ago by FraserWords
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FraserWords

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More abuse of 'ordinary striking people' soon

Posted 1 year ago #
PamChristianAnderson

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Brilliant! It would now appear that our balanced media network and a lot of the general population think that along with protesting, striking is evil, dangerous and a sign that the Bolsheviks are storming the barracks.....

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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My granny's dead, the sick fucks.

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FraserWords

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That's just what a bunch of bastards strikers are, VCG, they'll shag your dead granny. They shagged my cat. Bastards. Pam, I got so encouraged by your reply I wrote another one...

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Strikers will also cause house prices to collapse, open the floodgates to millions of immigrants, cause Andy Murray to lose in straight sets, make baby Jesus cry and cause the British to seek warmer climates as the summer unfolds.

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PamChristianAnderson

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Glad to hear it. Keep 'em coming. For as long as we allow ordinary people the right to express their discontent peacefully and lawfully, there will always be a need to demonise said people.

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Strikers will also cause house prices to collapse, open the floodgates to millions of immigrants, cause Andy Murray to lose in straight sets, make baby Jesus cry and cause the British to seek warmer climates as the summer unfolds.

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FraserWords

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Eh?

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The All New Jeni B

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The strikers nicked my granny and shagged my car.
Bastards.

Posted 1 year ago #
borednow

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just because Wayne Rooney is a striker and you've just listed his 2 favourite pastimes doesn't mean you can make such a sweeping generalisation about them Mr Cameron

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beau-jolly

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@Pam: All teachers have to do is turn up sober for half the year and avoid touching the kids. Now they are striking because they may not earn more retired then they ever did in the classroom. Bastards wouldn't last a minute in the private sector. They are probably all spending today planning where to take their caravans so they can wander around with their geeky kids wearing grey socks and sandals.

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Mr Payne

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@Pam: All teachers have to do is turn up sober for half the year and avoid touching the kids.

Genius. LOL as the kids would say. But the bit about having to be sober is not entirely accurate. You just have to speak a little more slowly and take a little more care when you're walking around the corridors.

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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They're not planning where to take the caravan, they're all walking through the middle of birmingham getting in my way while I'm being dragged around shoe shops on my day off.

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beau-jolly

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VCG: When you say "day off" do you mean "day of action"?

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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No, I mean day off. All my teachers are on strike so I haven't had to go to school today.

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FraserWords

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Some of them were planning where to take the caravan, but now they've decided. They're going to take it round to Beau-jolly's place and drive up and down in front of his car for the six weeks of the summer holiday...

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