Miserly dyslexic farmer haunted by goats of Christmas past.
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Massive improvement on my line
Thanks; I wondered where I'd seen it; apologies for not tipping the hat. I blame the drink.
No need for apology Mr B - I nicked my line from the old joke round these 'ere parts about a Cornish farmer who goes with a friend to one of those spiritualist shows at a theatre. Medium asks a load of questions, leading up to "has anybody here ever slept with a ghost?" Farmer waves hand in air enthusiastically. Friend whispers urgently in farmer's ear. Farmer says: "Oh sorry, I thought you said 'a goat'."
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