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The ultimate (genuine) Daily Mail headline?

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Started 1 year ago by Oxbridge
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Oxbridge

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Food parcels sent to a primary school as migrant farm worker parents keep their own children hungry in protest over benefits

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Golgo13

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...House prices plummet?

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saltire

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No Oxy..

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the coarse whisperer

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Surely that would 'House prices cause cancer'. Compare and contrast with the canonical Independent headline 'Global warming causes racism. Johan Hari reports.'.

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waylandsmithy

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Racist immigrants drop house on cancer patients?

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bonjonelson

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"Radioactive immigrants get free council houses"

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Ironduke

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Immigrants beat English families to cheaper houses to escape the cancer hotspot that claimed Diana's Great-Aunt.

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Quaz

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"Immigrants on Benefits Cause Cancer" Claims Diana via Ouija Board. The Grauniad runs the same story as "Immigration Improves Your Cell Regeneration".

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Oxbridge

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I think the key word is 'genuine'. Spoofing the Daily Mail is not exactly challenging. This was a genuine headline there yesterday.

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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It's rather a long headline. The sentiment is good, but I think they could have made it snappier. Something like 'Immigrants deliberately starving children to steal benefits'

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Quaz

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Who would have thunk it? Truth is stranger than satire.

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