The number of dads walking their children to St Francis Xavier's RC Primary School in Hertford has rocketed since 'glam mum' Georgina 'goer' Lusted (22) joined the daily school run.
'Actually, no,' said father of two, Mick Miller. 'I just think it's my duty to share the school run with my wife, although admittedly it's the first time I've done it in five years. I don't really notice the other parents, except for that fat cunt Linda Wills.'
Ms Wills (16st) and mother of eight, said that the other mums had complained about Ms Lusted's dress.
'I don't think a low-cut, see-through blouse, gossamer leopard skin tights and a silken thong is appropriate school run dress,' she said. 'She doesn't even wear sensible shoes.'
Headmistress Miss Cynthia Murgatroyd MDIV PHD (58) said she had had complaints from Ms Wills and other mums on the school run.
'But I've also been visited quite a lot recently by the children's fathers,' said Miss Murgatroyd, wearing a body hugging black rubber top, lilac hot pants, and knee-high leather boots with platform heels.