Following 3 matches where Rafa spent more time tugging at his gusset than serving aces the centre court crowd have whip round to by Nadal new pants.Crowd spokesperson Toby Barners said after the exciting 3rd round match "we assume that his endless re-arrangement of his undercrackers is somehow due to the Spanish potential debt crisis - we believe that he can't get enough wealth offshore to upgrade. We therefore had a whip round after the match and have sent on M&S vouchers for £70 to help him but better fitting nut sacks" A spokesman for Nadal said "Rafa really appreciates the gift and will be buying some medium large budgie smugglers as a tribute to his home island of lanzarote....now could some one organise a collection for a new Ferrari"
Centre court crowd have whip round to by Nadal new pants
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I suspect it's part of his sponsorship deal - he has to pull at his pants every few minutes to remind people to buy Nike nut sacks.
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