Classic old enemies like the violent, abusive robot Cydermen, Dalek takeaway proprietor Stavros and reggae-loving would-be ruler of the universe The Rasta return to face Dr Who in a new series, TV sources have revealed.
Insiders have leaked details of the latest episodes to be filmed.
In ‘Did Who Spill My Pint?’, the evil Cydermen lure Dr Who onto an interplanetary pub crawl and, in a classic episode-closing cliff-hanger, leave the Time Lord tied naked to the central reservation of the A4 with a daffodil shoved up his backside.
Dalek leader Davros’s cousin Stavros, last seen in the 1980s, attempts to invade Planet Earth using kebabs of mass destruction, uttering his famous catchphrase “Exterminatey-peeps”.
And The Rasta bids to win mastery of the universe with the use of mind-altering drugs, leaving a blissed-out Dr to consider giving up time travel for good and just mellowing out man, it’s irie.
A BBC source said: “We’re sure these old favourites will keep Dr Who at the top of the ratings where he belongs, and enable us to keep cashing in on blatant rip-off tie-ins which separate impressionable young people from their hard-earned pocket money. Now that’s what I call evil! A-ha! A-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…..”
Dr Who to face The Rasta in new episode, man
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