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Really? Then who's in my loft??
That would be the homeless guy who impersonates Dale Winton. I think he's still presenting Supermarket Sweep whenever he gets the chance.
If you've got the homeless guy who impersonates Dale Winton in your loft, who's the guy in my loft? Don't tell me it's the homeless guy who impersonates the homeless guy who impersonates Dale Winton
Loftus Road stadium. 20 years ago. A very long corridor, the length of the ground. Only two people walking down it. Gaby Roslin and Gabby Yorath (now Logan). Always fancied the pants off both of them. Didn't know they knew each other. My *good* friend, Becca, pushes me out of the room into the corridor, shouts, 'Gabby' and slams the door shut. I stumble backwards, fall against the wall and am stuck in a position I've never been in before where I've not hit the ground, but I am unable to stand up easily. Just wedged there, helpless. The Gabbies walk past laughing their heads off and I open my mouth to say something witty or charming or even the tiniest bit funny. I've got nothing. Very much not how I'd imagined encountering either of them.
Boris Johnson. A couple of times in my College bar, around 40 years ago. He was visiting one of his older ex-Eton chums who was already at University. Boris looking like he does now, but slightly unsure of himself and wearing a cape. Even then you could tell he was a tosser of the first water.
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