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  1. throngsman

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    Really? Then who's in my loft??
    That would be the homeless guy who impersonates Dale Winton. I think he's still presenting Supermarket Sweep whenever he gets the chance.

    If you've got the homeless guy who impersonates Dale Winton in your loft, who's the guy in my loft? Don't tell me it's the homeless guy who impersonates the homeless guy who impersonates Dale Winton

    Posted 5 months ago #
  2. Sinnick

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    That'll be Ainsley Harriott, then. He's surprisingly good at impersonations

    Posted 5 months ago #
  3. SteveB

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    Loftus Road stadium. 20 years ago. A very long corridor, the length of the ground. Only two people walking down it. Gaby Roslin and Gabby Yorath (now Logan). Always fancied the pants off both of them. Didn't know they knew each other. My *good* friend, Becca, pushes me out of the room into the corridor, shouts, 'Gabby' and slams the door shut. I stumble backwards, fall against the wall and am stuck in a position I've never been in before where I've not hit the ground, but I am unable to stand up easily. Just wedged there, helpless. The Gabbies walk past laughing their heads off and I open my mouth to say something witty or charming or even the tiniest bit funny. I've got nothing. Very much not how I'd imagined encountering either of them.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  4. Mirthless Evil C

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    Boris Johnson. A couple of times in my College bar, around 40 years ago. He was visiting one of his older ex-Eton chums who was already at University. Boris looking like he does now, but slightly unsure of himself and wearing a cape. Even then you could tell he was a tosser of the first water.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  5. Sinnick

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    Steve, are you sure that wasn't just a bad dream ?

    2 ladies you like, and you just go limp

    Posted 4 months ago #
  6. SteveB

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    In the dream it was Michael Winner and Chris Witty and it was in the long corridor of the platform 4 service tunnel at Crewe station.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  7. Oxbridge

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    Another former classmate of Miss Oxy was Jason Johns, brother of the more famous Melissa Johns. He just had a bit part in the not-arf-bad BBC drama Life, as an usher at her wedding.

    Do I win £5?

    Posted 4 months ago #
  8. Oxbridge

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    I met Dido Harding a couple of times at Oxbridge. If I remember right, she was nicknamed Treacle, i.e. rich, sweet and thick

    Posted 4 months ago #
  9. SteveB

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    Quiet Soho backstreet. Decades ago. Late. Drunk. Passed thin, lonesome, silver-haired chap. Smiled at him. Girlfriend at time whispered, 'I sink zat vas Roy Lichtenstein.'

    Posted 4 months ago #
  10. Sir Lupus

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    Blimey Oxy is there anyone from the arseholocracy currently running the UK and US that you didn't bump into at college? Why didn't you shoot at least one of them when you had the chance?

    Posted 4 months ago #
  11. Oxbridge

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    Never met Demonic Bummings. But he was after my time

    Posted 4 months ago #

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