In what appears to be a freak of nature unseen since the advent of Andrew Loyd Webber, Botswana faces a new threat to local tribes, and the very trees that live there.
Scientist Andrew McFairground Andrew Comeagain has declared the existance of an entirely new species. Like the leopard, the skin of the creature is mottled with paint, But in what appears to be an outcry from mother earth herself, the Leopards have grown both hooves and lethal horns. Local villager Bwaniki Dulapasaski had this to say: 'Ek haat alles van jou kultuur.'
Lybian sources have suggested that rebels are considering the use the Leopards as make shift mobile weapons platforms due to there superior range finding and target aquistion capabilities.
When asked to elaborate we were told that they 'didn't know quiz that meant cake'. Though awaiting an expert translation we feel that this tells only a fraction of a larger conspiracy. Upon entering the rebel Lybian rebel base Botchedcourgette, we were shown just how expert the Lybian forces were at meeting both form and function in their form and function. Thus:
Goverment officials declined to comment other than to say that claims of fraud, interspecies relations, and money laundering were unheard of last week.
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