A man who claims to have shagged the future Queen of England says his sex life has gone downhill ever since.
'I regret the experience,' says Jock Sloane (32), who was at the University of St Andrews at the same time as Kate Middleton. 'Although I've had few since then, they've never quite lived up to shagging our future Queen. You think, well that was OK, but she's just a banker's daughter, or, she'll never be more than a housewife.'
Mr Sloane, who studied Divinity at St Andrews, says he feels like the man who dropped out of the Beatles to be replaced by Ringo Starr.' It's depressing when you've been right up there,' he said.
But contemporaries of Mr Sloane cast doubt on his claim.
'I don't know about shagging the future Queen of England,' said one. 'When we were at St Andrews, Jock was shagging a Kate Middleton, but her father had a fish and chip shop in Bolton and we were all shagging her.'