Several large charities, amongst them Help The Aged To Die and The Alzheimer's - oh, what is it? Club? Company? today launched a range of bakery items, including the not-for-profiterole and the steakless and kidneyless pie.
A spokemanperson for the charities, Ms Sonia duGood, said: 'The government has taken away all our money, so we're launching a range of bakery items to get some much needed funding for essentials such as equalities workshops. The bakery items can be found in all branches of Tie Rack in towns beginning with X.'