I found a box of human tongues on the tube the other day. If anyone is missing them, please call round: Miss Mabel Trestle, 36 Grantham Street, Stoke Newington. They are in a Havana Cigar box, in case you are not sure they are yours. I live alone, so please knock twice.
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smyke
offlineMemberDiminutive funk perve Prince once penned a song called 'Gett Off' that was clearly aimed at 'the lay-dees' with its steamy lyrics, viz: 'She said u told her a fantasy/that got her all wet (Wet)/something about a little box with a Mirror and a tongue inside/What she told me then got me so hot I knew that we could slide.'
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The box of tongues you found probably belongs to him. You can forward it to him at Paisley Park in Chanhassen, Minnesota. As he is now a Jehovah's Witness he may thank you by sending you a copy of The Watchtower.
I hope this helps.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberOne of my favourite tracks by the Purple Pixie of Pop.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberAh. A modern classic. Fantastic sentiment and beautifully sung by the oddly beautiful Ms O'Connor.
It could bring a tear to a glass eye.All well here, apart from the ongoing lack of funds Plucky, how's you and the Missus?
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