Following the success of ITV screening the journeys of failing popular music singers also failing at posh singing, ITV2 are to turn to a spinoff series ‘Pornstar to Operastar’ in which adult film stars have to embrace a new type of trouser role.
Already filmed and in the can for the first show is a theme on the 3 tenors, with a trio of male hopefuls starring alongside a single soprano female and taking it in turns to duet with her before a final crescendo of all 3 male leads simultaneously belting out their best efforts with the female contestant. All competing opera stars will have to learn how to sing alongside their partners whilst ensuring that long hair and costumes do not intrude in close up camera angles whilst also keeping up the pretence of acting out the weak opera storyline.
Carmen Wails, one of the hot favourites to take the Operastar series title cannot wait for the show to develop, she says “I’ve always been keen to play The Magic Flute, and this is my chance to show the world that what I can do with my hefty set of lungs, if I win I imagine I’ll sink down on my knees in front of the shows director – he’s been so anal about getting every detail of the show perfect”
An ITV spokesman has told us, “The ex-porn stars have really embraced the format of the show, although some have struggled to make the transition. I saw the rehearsals of the Madame Butterfly sequence last night and it was a real relief for some of the girls when we told them that they wouldn’t be using real butter for the final scene”.
Sources have revealed that each show of the series will climax with the happy ending of voting results, in which the remaining male contestants gather around the losing female and the public can focus on the resigned look on her face as they shower her with their sympathies, to the tune of a fat lady singing.....