David Cameron has announced that the government is doing away with courts altogether, and introducing the concept of community justice.
'If the public don't like what we're doing,' he said, 'they can ****ing well do it themselves. Don't quote that bit! Just say that we are giving power to the people or some such drivel, rather than giving me the perfect excuse to retire Ken Clarke and put him in a Southern Cross home.
'Under the new system, justice will be done in and by the community. So if you get some evil little sod that's making everyone's life a total misery - and for once I don't mean Nick Clegg ha ha don't quote that either - then rather than send him on an outward bound course to the Bahamas for six months, local people armed with large wooden clubs and firearms can decide what sentence to hand out.
'Now that should keep the Daily Mail off my back for a while.'
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