Europe’s finances today remained deeply troubled over the collapse of the Geek economy.
Decades of over-investment in internet pornography sites have left the Geeks catastrophically in debt and unable to honour repayments on loans for computer equipment, iPhones and posters of Angelina Jolie for their bedrooms.
But Adrian Wittering, the Geek Prime Minister, last night turned on members of the Eurozone and warned finance ministers: “Don’t tell me what we owe – I’ve got degrees in maths and physics, you know, I’m perfectly well aware of the situation.”
Ministers had been trying to cobble together a package of austerity measures designed to bring the Geek economy under control, but negotiations are thought to have foundered on bankers’ demands for less spending on graphic novels.
Talks were progressing only with difficulty, according to German Chancellor Angela Merkel, as Geek representatives seemed unwilling to talk to anybody. She told journalists: “We are having great difficulty in persuading any of the Geek representatives to come out of their hotel bedrooms. And you should see the room service bill for blue movies and Kleenex tissues.”
There are widespread fears that if the Geek economy cannot be rescued, its collapse will have a knock-on effect for gimps, dweebs, dorks, spods and anoraks. Chancellor Merkel said: “The whole nerdzone could collapse, with disastrous consequences for the international trade in Star Wars and Star Trek memorabilia.”
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