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Kia dealer in divorce battle after wife catches him spreading his cee'd
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wallster
offlineMemberNo. Fuck off. Oh, alright. It's a play on words, see? The premis is that the trader in quality, yet budget priced Korean automobiles is believed to be having an extra marital affair of which his wife has become aware. She has since initiated divorce proceedings which he is in the process of contesting. The joke hinges around the name of one of the aforementioned Korean vehicles, the Kia Cee'd bearing a similar sound to the word 'seed', which for the purposes of the joke represents his semen, which it is implied he is 'spreading around' by allegedly shooting his load into his mistress. So really, the wife has the wrong end of the stick, the poor motor trader is in trouble for merely doing his job of work, and we all get to have a jolly good laugh at the farcical mix up.
All seemed to make sense at the time.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThat went horribly, horribly wrong for you Wallster, didn't it?
A bit like the car really.I'd love to award you stars for effort, but it'd be a little patronising.
I'll buy you a drink though, so ch'n up.
Posted 1 year ago # -
wallster
offlineMemberThanks Scitech77 you very sensible and discerning person you.
And Jeni, it's ok, all Kia related jokes are covered by a 7 year manufacturer's warranty which covers me in the event of patronisingly awarded stars.
And as for the gentleman in question, Salty, he did lose his court case, and his job with the reasonably priced Korean motor retailer, and his dog and his kids, but in the end he learned to laugh about it all; just before he was smeared across the windscreen of the 8:32 Paddington to Bristol express just outside Swindon. Such a senseless waste.
Posted 1 year ago # -
wallster
offlineMemberOh hell's tits; you're right. I hadn't even considered his feelings. How's he ever going to be able to face the long, dark of the Box tunnel ever again? God, I can be a heartless bastard sometimes. I'm so sorry everyone, really I am, I feel dreadful now.
Salty, thanks for helping me see the error of my ways. Thanks to you I will be a better joke writer, I'll talk of spring and daisies and fresh bright summer mornings. No more will I poke fun at the automotive retailer, never again will I impose the sordid insinuations of a salacious affair between a man and a mid sized family saloon.
I'm free I tell you...FREE!
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWoah!
Wally, take this paper bag and breath deeply into it, in, out, in, out that's it.It's ok, I know these revelations can give you a bit of a head-rush, so don't try to stand too quickly.
How do you feel now?
Posted 1 year ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMemberSorry - bit late to this. What's this joke all about then? Not sure I get it.
I'll be in the snug if anyone's buying.Posted 1 year ago # -
Des Custard
offlineMemberNo Kia salesman sells mobile phones. Why's that then?
Posted 1 year ago # -
FraserWords
offlineMemberI've got a Toyota. It's very dull. Pint of Guinness, please.
Posted 1 year ago #
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