£175,000 donations from Private Healthcare 'normal' says Streeting
Health Secretary Wes Streeting has declared around £175,000 in donations from Private Healthcare suppliers who, co-incidentally, are in...
Jobs for the autumn, with Keir "Digwell" Starmer
The summer fun is over and it's time to create that funereal mood that lets people know Labour's in charge of their lives, so: 1) Create...
Sudan braces itself for a wave of refugees from the USA in a few months' time
As USA prepares for its forthcoming presidential election, many of its citizens are making plans to flee the country if the Second...
Russia threatening Nukes 'not even scary' says Streeting
With Russia rattling nuclear-tipped sabres amid their three day war in Ukraine rapidly approaching year three, UK Health Secretary Wes...
Larry the Cat Said to Oppose New Downing Street Kitten
Reports that Prime Minister Keir Starmer is bringing a new kitten into 10 Downing Street are not sitting well with lifelong resident...
Mobile phones will enable people to X-ray themselves and other proposed NHS reforms
Wes Streeting has outlined some of Labour’s plans for the much-needed reforms the NHS needs, and told Newsbiscuit that the clever use of...
Donald Trump ate my hamster
Sorry, not hamster, dog. Sorry, not dog, dog whistle. Very stable genius Donald Trump has attempted to make his claims about Haitian...
"Leave NHS overhaul to us," chuckle management consultants
"The NHS is set for its biggest-ever overhaul since the last biggest-ever overhaul, which followed close behind the biggest-ever overhaul...
Government to put innocent people in prison instead
The government announced today that it had solved the prisons overcrowding crisis. Under the new scheme, all prisoners will be set free...
Starmer quickest PM to become grey haired old bastard
Usually it takes a full four years for a PM to look like a harbinger of death and Saga Holidays. However Starmer has gone full evil early...