David Cameron today launched a blistering attack on Santa Claus as being all that's worst in absentee fathers.
'This is exactly what I mean,' he thundered. 'He calls himself a Father - Father Christmas, I believe. And yet, he only visits his children once a year! He tries to blackmail them with presents, but the hard truth is that presents do not make up for his absence for the rest of the year.
'I have already arranged for him to appear before a judge, and my hope is that he will be locked up for a long time as an example to others.'
Santa Claus condemned by David Cameron as being 'absent father'
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David Cameron today launched a blistering attack on Santa Claus as being all that's worst in absentee fathers.Posted 5 years ago #
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