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What's all this about 'Project Vulva'...?

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Started 1 year ago by Scroat
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Scroat

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Story there anyone?

Maybe a bit late.

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Sure you're not just trying to get us to Google rude things?

...on a different topic entirely, what's all this fuss about goatse? This big goatse meme the kids are all on about?

Posted 1 year ago #
shitsu_tonka

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That's just cruel Golgo - excellent - getting innocent people to Google goetse is wrong, and a little bit funny.

Posted 1 year ago #
Scroat

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I was being political rather than anatomical.

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Well Scroat, I googled it, and all I got was a Swiss woman's website where she charges other women 400 Francs to take pictures of their vulvas (vulvae?). Then she puts all those pictures in an exhibition to celebrate the vulva.

Given recent revelations, I very much doubt if she is a woman.

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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From the sometimes excellent, but mostly shite bash.org

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

Ps. Don't visit that site. Ever.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Making a mound out of a molehill.

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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What a bunch of cnuts.

Posted 1 year ago #
Scroat

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13730990

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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It is one of the exquisite pleasures of my job that I am able to use the phrase 'bitch vulva' professionally and repeatedly in consultation with the general public; particularly parents with small children who will inevitably repeat the term at infant school, and genteel old dears who wince as though being slapped with every repetition.

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Are you a pimp?

Posted 1 year ago #
Danny

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Yes Ironduke is a pimp, one of the biggest in Cornwall. He has even set up his own centre where people send their bitches to him from all over the country. He then sells them drugs.

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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And he's left alone with them whilst they're anaesthetised.

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Have I angered the vet community?

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Our local vet has a banner outside, advertising cheap neutering. Do people have this done on a whim?

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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You can neuter a whim, but often their principles are too small to locate.

Thanks for the ringing endorsement; I'll get my name badge suitably altered.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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And yes, animals are sometimes presented for castration by a slightly grumpy owner with one shoe faintly reeking of dog shit.

Posted 1 year ago #
doggone

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I think this Vulva things has legs"Battle of the Vulge" has just been registered by a director.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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'I think this vulva thing has legs'

Now I've gone through every anatomy book I own....and whilst I've found some pretty interesting and unusual stuff IS in there, I ain't found no legs yet.

Posted 1 year ago #
doggone

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It's twue I've seen the footage.

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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Ah, the penny's dropped.
I read the word "project" as a verb, not a noun.
That would have been anatomically quite tricky, but entertaining nonetheless.

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