New diaoereah epedemic...diaaroeh? diarroeah? – oh shit!
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and the old dire rear is no laughing matter.
Just call it 'the squits' (© Mark Twain, I believe). Makes life much easier.
Reminds me of the tool company based in the village of Loose, near Maidstone. They changed their name some years back because of repeated 'phone calls of the following variety:
Shop owner: "Hello, Loose tools, can I help?"
'Customer": "Only if you've got a large cork." (Hangs up).
It's diarrhoea - Dash In A Rush, Really Hurry Or Else Accident...
Any bright ideas about to remember to spell haemorrhoids.....?
Thanks everyone for bringing relief to my dilemna..
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