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Uproar as SugarTits69 is revealed to be a man called 'Fergie'.
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FraserWords
offlineMemberPlease don't destroy the hot, wet, panting dream. I know SugarTits for what she is - soapy, firm-breasted and aching for the love that only fat, balding, sad middle-aged men like... like somebody else I know, not like me... can give her. Can give her long, hard and strong.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Brenda SugarTits69
offlineMemberCalm down boys. I can assure you that I am a genuine hot, wet, firm-breasted, nympho lesbian (with a weakness for middle-aged guys).
See?
As Tristan Shout points out, 'Fergie' doesn't necessarily imply I'm a balding, slightly overweight, middle aged failed comedy writer. I could equally be the singer out of the Black Eyed Peas.
Tonight, me, my super-hot Japanese girlfriend, Akiko, and some of our other hot, horny firm-bodied lesbian friends from Brazil, Sweden, Russia and Italy are going to have an open-house naked soapy massage party, where we are going soap up our entire naked firm bodies and use them to massage naked middle-aged guys, because that really turns us on.
(By the way, if any other like-minded super-hot horny firm-bodied lesbians want to join us, get in touch)
I gotta feeling...(oh God)...that tonight's gonna be a good night...(Oh God)...Just the thought of it is bringing me close to orgasm, I can hardly type.
So anyway, my point is, put the bleach and the guilt away, and rub another one out on me if you want to.
But Mr Payne? You're no longer invited.
We'll have plenty of beaver there without you. The chances of you ever seeing my lovely lady lumps just dropped to zero. And they are spectacular.
SugarTits69 (Fergie)
Posted 1 year ago # -
Brenda SugarTits69
offlineMemberYes, Al.
Akiko remembered to get them in, so there'll be no need for you to kick up a fuss this time.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Brenda SugarTits69
offlineMemberOh, that happens to loads of guys. It's no big deal.
If anything, me and the girls take it as a compliment.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Brenda SugarTits69
offlineMemberThanks for popping in anyway, Quaz. I'll tell Akiko to get a wider variety next week.
We'll get some different biscuits in too.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Scroat
offlineMemberI agree there Danny. I make a pot every morning using Yorkshire Tea, loose rather than teabags. The rest of the day it's fairtrade teabags for convenience, but the first one of the day has to be Yorkshire.
Interestingly, had a nice cup of Typhoo at the inlaws on Friday. This made a pleasant change. As for PG Tips, really lacking in character.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Quaz
offlineMemberA wider variety of biscuits has me interested, perhaps one of those foxes selection boxes. I'm PG/YT on the tea front, but I've always wanted to dunk a hobnob while licking the custard off a custard cream at the same time. Excuse me, I have to go and turn the kettle on.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Mr Payne
offlineMemberHaving acquired a suitable image to further promote your lifestyle, SugarTits69, does this mean I may be allowed back into the fold? I feel terrible, I really do. I don't know what I was thinking. Of COURSE you are a hot, soapy, firm breasted lesbian. I'm an idiot for thinking otherwise - I've been so miserable these last few days. I just feel so lonely. I knew there were girls like you out there, perhaps you were just TOO good to believe? I quite like Rich Tea biscuits, too. Maybe that goes back to my dormitory days in private school...
Posted 1 year ago #
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