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I've just seen the strangest, and most disturbing, advert....

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The All New Jeni B

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...apparently, the 'Happy Egg Company' believes that happy hens produce happy eggs.

How can an egg be happy?
It's laid, and then eaten. What's there to be happy about?

Posted 1 year ago #
Brenda SugarTits69

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Well...

Posted 1 year ago #
pinxit

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'It's laid, and then eaten.' So's the male Black Widow spider.

Perhaps there was a happy cock somewhere in the story as well?

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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2011's award for funniest use of a single word goes to Ms Sugartits69...

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Do you have Charlie The Tuna there? Even as a child I found it strange that his main goal in life was to be caught and eventually canned. (Canned? PHWOAR!)

Posted 1 year ago #
Dick Everyman

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...and don't get me started on the Laughing Cow - I've never come across one. Have you Sugartits69?

Posted 1 year ago #
Des Custard

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I'm with smithy on this one. And SugarTits69 of course...

Posted 1 year ago #
rickwestwell

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That wins word of the month, definitely.

Can we now settle that old question of who came first?

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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You did.

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