No doubt about it, this week's biggest world news story is the unfolding drama of fake-lesbiangate, where a string of blogs supposedly by lesbians are being exposed as being written by men.
Some of my readers even asked me if I was a man, perhaps, I don't know, a failed comedy writer, just pretending to be a lesbian.
But how could a man imagine, let alone decribe in such detail, the exquisite pleasure of having his love-button stimulated to climax by the tongue of a just-legal college girl experimenting with girl-on-girl action for the first time as I have done in this blog so many times. So I hope that puts the whole issue to rest.
But that just shows what these internet hoaxers have done - it's impossible to tell what's true any more.
Me and my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko were just discussing this issue last night, while we were soaping each others firm breasts up in the shower.
Don't get me wrong, we love being soapy hot naked firm-breasted lesbians together, but sometimes we really miss the kind of experience and 'input' only a middle-aged man can give.
It's not widely known outside hot and horny lesbian circles, but just as lonely middle-aged guys are fascinated with hot soapy naked lesbians like us, the hot firm-breasted moist naked soapy lesbian community is just as fascinated with middle aged men. But here's where the problem raised by these recent events comes in...
We were looking on-line for middle aged guys who were willing to join us for some no-strings fun that would totally not get back to their wives, but after these revelations, how do we know who to trust on this internet? They could be anyone pretending to be sad lonely middle-aged men.
Are there any other hot naked firm soapy lesbians with a fetish for including middle aged guys (even if it's just as a spectator) in their hot love-making out there who know how to get round this problem?
Get in touch.