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Women of the World Unite!


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  • Started 2 years ago by Johnny Jeremy Harrelson
  • Latest reply from Ironduke
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  1. Johnny Jeremy Harrelson

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    How would a silent sexual matriarchal cabal provide the necessary workable solutions which also may save Mankind in one fell swoop?
    By Johnny Harrelson - Tuesday 14 Jun 2011


    Ultimately...it's a woman's world.
    For centuries the high culture of the wisdom tradition has revered the woman. So mush so that a woman IS the personification of wisdom.

    The Queen of Sheba during the time of King Solomon is said to have certified and proved the worthiness of his wisdom. Sophia, of the Gnostic traditions, is in essence the personification of wisdom. Even the word philosophy, broken down from the Greek as philosophia, which is, love of wisdom, Sophia meaning wisdom. We find the woman at the very root of wisdom in our language.

    Why might this be important?

    First, allow for some exposition.

    In my everyday life I am exposed to a lot of rhetoric, & even some factual representations of what I would term the dereliction of duty on the part of man in our society. Much of this may only be derived from the influence of slick marketing, humoristic memetic devices embedded in our films, music, magazines, & other literature. But unfortunately, all the blame cannot be placed on Madison Avenue. I myself have personally had the displeasure of seeing many young men my age aspire to manhood only to descend into a type of libertinism that would make Charlie Sheen blush and force Taylor Max to write another book.

    This is not an overstatement.

    I however, am not alone. I believe most of us have encountered, befriended, or at the very least, know of a manwhore.

    Then there is also the other extreme; the dopey guy, the kept man, the guy who is actually getting away with bringing what passes for life into this world and “raising” it. Usually the pawn of a domineering, over protective mother, & in adult life acts as the lightening rod between her vicarious interests and the interests of an equally possessive & needy wife.

    There are other archetypes; the alimony payer, the alpha, the professional, the workaholic, all of these archetypes may easily be generalized as a way certain men deal with the mundane dream which is there life, regardless, these men are of value and based on my interactions with them have acquired a measure of happiness and have been able to maintain a certain silent luxury of escape. God bless them.

    For the purpose of this article let us examine the first two, the irreligious libertine & the kept man.

    One would hump everything, save for the most moldy lump of grass & the other, is humped by everyone and every thing but the most sympathetic.

    I do not share in these sympathies.

    Our civilization and our culture have a problem. Our debased culture, which has allowed these two culprits to metastasize within it, needs an enema. There seem to be too many “men” who are content to use Charlie Sheen and Kevin James as a template for their identity. This ensures that a whole generation of boys raised by their real world counterparts will be forgotten even before the mother’s of their children have the time to remember them.

    Which leads me to my main thesis…women of the world unite and solve this procreative dilemma!

    You may ask yourself…why the hell is it up to me?

    To put it simply, because of your feminine disposition, you are the only entity inherently wise and capable enough to turn the tide.

    I contend the main reason wisdom is a woman is because she is the game changer for men. She turns them from boys to men. She alone has the power to give the right man a chance to bring out the poet, the entrepreneur, the inventor, the thinker. When a man falls in love with a woman, whether he is aware of it or not, he is choosing the designs of his death by offering his life for your love & for the prospect of new life, your children.

    My point is this, women…you are giving it up way too easily to shmucks & cowards. There are far too many shmuck schmoozers, greasy love salesmen, & safe bets getting into your pants.

    I have heard it said that we are on the way from a patriarchal society to a matriarchal one. As a man, I’m fine with that. I was raised in a matriarchal family, however, if all of us are going to participate in this & the shoe is going to be on the other foot, more women are going to have to either choose to practice a more pragmatic way of selecting a mate, or invest in a reputable male escort service. This solution is easy & takes care of the dopey guys by allowing them to remain unmarried, while at the same time provides a boon in the demand for male escorts. Which in turn will provide much needed discipline, albeit market discipline, for the licentious libertines. It’s a win win for everyone!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. Ironduke

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    You are my guru.

    Tomorrow morning I shall quit my worthless job and become a male escort, specialising in Greasy Love sales...its kind of a hobby of mine anyway.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. rikkor

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    Couldn't get past the first paragraph, cnutface.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. waylandsmithy

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    I'm guessing you're Julian Cope. In which case, I loved your work on Jehovahkill, but I urge you to re-release Krautrocksampler: I can't afford 80 quid for a first edition.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. Ironduke

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    Get your Greasy Love here... by one get one free (might have to give me a while in between)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. SingingHinny

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    Reasonable response - this may well be very interesting but it is possibly not in line with the guidelines for writers. Just before the slagging starts properly.

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  7. rickwestwell

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    Ridiculous.

    The Julian Cope album you need is "Fried" - it's got two of the best songs in the world.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  8. The All New Jeni B

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    Hey! Greet your family woman!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. Ironduke

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    So, anyway...Greasy Love... special introductory offer?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. rickwestwell

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    Go on then, if you're quick.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. SingingHinny

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    The sex might be but the cleaning up won't be. Schoolboy error!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. brownpaperreporter

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    Im sure the very first sentence was a question in one of my A level exams. Cant remember which one, but doubt it was Maths

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  13. Ironduke

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    Form an orderly queue, plenty of Greasy Love to go round...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. rickwestwell

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    LOL at bpp. "Let C be a silent sexual matriarchal cabal and S be one fell swoop, on a smooth inclined plane..."

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  15. SingingHinny

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    There is such a thing as too much lube.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  16. brownpaperreporter

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    it may have been maths ... I failed anyway

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  17. JohnA

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    tl;dr

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  18. The All New Jeni B

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    *EDIT*
    I actually meant: "Hey! Grease your family woman!"

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  19. JohnA

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    It may be me, but I failed to find the joke or jokes in the article. Unless it's a metajoke, or even higher.

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  20. Ironduke

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    If we all budge up then we could squeeze a few more in at the back

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  21. be reasonable

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    Christ, no wonder you're homeless.

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  22. Brenda SugarTits69

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    I'd have to say my super-hot Japanese girlfriend, Akiko, is pretty wise. This morning, as we were telling each other how much we loved each other's firm breasts for, like, the umpteenth time, she mentioned this sub, and I said that of the two options, we should totally go for the irreligious libertine manwhore to spice up our lesbian love-making.

    Between gasps of pleasure as my tongue explored her tight wet lady tunnel, she said that she could see what I meant, but that perhaps we should also consider one of the down-trodden domineered men. Releasing the poet and/or entrepreneur in these middle-aged guys with our wild three-ways would, in the end, be more fun.

    That's Akiko for you. Hot, horny and full of Asian wisdom. It's a little known fact that in the soapy hot naked lesbian community, when it comes to lonely middle-aged guys, the fascination is totally mutual.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  23. Al OPecia

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    Wow Sugar, it takes a lot to get you to join in. Was it the drawing?

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  24. FraserWords

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    I had a dream last night about naughty nuns bathing in warm custard, if that helps anybody...

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  25. beau-jolly

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    Being a feminist sympathiser is a great way to pull a bird.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  26. JohnA

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    If I want to pull a bird, I'll join the RSPB.

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  27. Ironduke

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    I've checked the job description provided by Sugar and Akika for 'irreligious libertine manwhore'; I've ordered twelve buckets of Grease and I am braced and ready.

    Posted 2 years ago #

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