Pippa Middleton has announced that she is moving to France.
In an interview with The Sun, she said: 'I'm putting the past behind me, or derriere moi as they say there. The bottom line is, people are obsessed with my bum, and they keep mentioning it. I won't be moving back,' sighed Pippa. 'I plan to bum around for a bit, but I won't behave like an ass. I haven't got a job lined up, but Oxfam have approached me, so it might be a good career. I just wish people wouldn't keep mentioning my bum! Why does eveyone keep mentioning it? Stop talking about my bum!'
