Rapture date still ‘okshober chwenty frwirst’ says Harold Camping, after stroke
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Shoon, you mean?
I giggled aloud when I read this..
Me too. Would have had no idea what it was about if it wasn't for simonjmr's post saying that he'd had a stroke.
Most of my knowledge of current affairs comes from newsbiscuit at the moment, which surely can't be a good thing.
I'm still waiting for a response from my local MP to the letter I wrote complaining about the plan to give prisoners nectar points.
VCG, you are not alone.
Generally I read of a news event here, then check out the BBC etc afterwards.
The rapture smell of burning toast claims Harold Camping, on no it's a stroke
You wrote to your MP complaining about the nectar points too then Jeni? Have you had a response?
I used to read the news, then work blocked the BBC website to keep me ignorant and uninformed. I can still get on yahoo, but it's shit.
Have to admit, as alluded to this might only really work with ‘stroke’ in the ticker itself so how about:
Rapture date still ‘chwenty frwirst of okshober’ says Harold Camping after stroke
It’s 81 characters so 1 character short of being able to fit in a title on this board but perhaps the tickers can accommodate it?
Re-order it to 'okshober chwenty frwirst' so that it drops the 'of' and hey presto, it fits.
Harold Camping and all of his followers have been suddenly afflicted with double hernias, realising too late that the Bible predicted 'The Great Rupture'. "It's a mistake any idiot could make", said the Rev Camping, doubled up by the pain. "Fortunately I have all of this non-taxable money donated by gullible idiots...sorry...my wonderful followers, to pay for my expensive medical bills"
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