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Rapture date still ‘okshober chwenty frwirst’ says Harold Camping, after stroke
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberShoon, you mean?
I giggled aloud when I read this..
Posted 1 year ago # -
Me too. Would have had no idea what it was about if it wasn't for simonjmr's post saying that he'd had a stroke.
Most of my knowledge of current affairs comes from newsbiscuit at the moment, which surely can't be a good thing.
I'm still waiting for a response from my local MP to the letter I wrote complaining about the plan to give prisoners nectar points.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberVCG, you are not alone.
Generally I read of a news event here, then check out the BBC etc afterwards.Posted 1 year ago # -
You wrote to your MP complaining about the nectar points too then Jeni? Have you had a response?
I used to read the news, then work blocked the BBC website to keep me ignorant and uninformed. I can still get on yahoo, but it's shit.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Have to admit, as alluded to this might only really work with ‘stroke’ in the ticker itself so how about:
Rapture date still ‘chwenty frwirst of okshober’ says Harold Camping after stroke
It’s 81 characters so 1 character short of being able to fit in a title on this board but perhaps the tickers can accommodate it?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Re-order it to 'okshober chwenty frwirst' so that it drops the 'of' and hey presto, it fits.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Harold Camping and all of his followers have been suddenly afflicted with double hernias, realising too late that the Bible predicted 'The Great Rupture'. "It's a mistake any idiot could make", said the Rev Camping, doubled up by the pain. "Fortunately I have all of this non-taxable money donated by gullible idiots...sorry...my wonderful followers, to pay for my expensive medical bills"
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