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New manager pledges to return Nottingham Forest to Divison 3 'imminently'
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Erm, there's no "Division 3" and there hasn't been for years. There's the Premiership, the Championship, Division 1 and Division 2...
The only way Nottingham Forest will return to win the European Cup is by digging up Brian Clough and Peter Taylor and then applying 10 million volts each...but that's a whole other Newsbiscuit Zombie Special
Posted 1 year ago # -
Mr Payne
offlineMemberI was trying to make the point through over emphasis that we are screwed and on our way to oblivion. All we need now is for Glen Hoddle to provide Christian guidance, and that mad woman who wrote the post about 'Backing up your brain' to be appointed as the club's healer. I suppose there's another line in there about Clough and Taylor being redeployed as sustainable soil rotivation tools for farmers due to the amount of turning in their graves they're doing. Bit wordy though. And I doubt anyone on NB gives a shit.
Posted 1 year ago # -
McLaren was a poor choice for manager of England, he never should have got the job and allegedly only got it as a compromise because nobody could agree on any of the other candidates, but all agreed they didn't want him, so gave him the job. Or something like that.
But his club record is actually pretty good and I wouldn't be surprised to see him do a good job at Forest.
Posted 1 year ago # -
No, quite right John. This is not the place to be discussing football matters. I apologise and will attempt to get back to making bad jokes:
How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
YOU DON'T KNOW 'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!!Posted 1 year ago # -
This has happened before you know...
Posted 1 year ago # -
Mr Payne
offlineMemberThe key thing here, Golgo, is that some of us have jobs and lives and don't necessarily remember or even have read some of the posts that were up 4 months ago. Obviously, some other of the contributors to NB are pensioned off and sharing their wordsmith capacity to fill the time of day before the next bus comes along, and the rest of them are sitting half undressed in a darkened corner of the room in the house they share with their Mum bashing themselves off about the fact that a girl dressed as catwoman replied to something they wrote on this forum. Once. A long time ago. Those people will be more aware than the tax payers about the past, long history of NB. Essentially, what I'm saying here is that I'm pissed off that some bastard has beaten me to my headline and you've pointed it out. I feel like I've let myself down and I blame you.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Pabst Blue Ribbon
offlineMemberDon't mind me - it's just the beer talking.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberthe fact that a girl dressed as catwoman replied to something they wrote on this forum.
Girl! Why thank you, of course, when I were a girl, it were all fields round here...
Posted 1 year ago # -
rikkor
offlineMemberVertically, that was too funny. I had a belligerent, crazed Vietnam vet who worked for me at a fairly high-paid job. The talk around the office was that he was penning the definitive Vietnam War memoir. The crazed vet allowed an office friend of mine to read a few sample pages. Me friend capsulized the book as "Me so horny. BOOM!" Strangely, he never found a publisher.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberYou'd better put something on Id, you'll catch your death of cold, and I'm not writing you another note for school.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Des Custard
offlineMemberErm, there's no 'Premiership' and hasn't been for years. It was known as the Premier League last time I looked.
Posted 1 year ago #
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