It looks like security forces are 'upping their game' and have killed quite a few known terrorists lately: Bin Laden, Fazuh Abdullah Muhammed, some other bloke in Pakistan who I haven't googled.
The papers report that potential martyrs are recruited with the promise of 72 virgins. So does getting shot years after an attack count as martyrdom? If not, do they get a sort of runner-up gift of a couple of old slappers? And what are these virgins all doing so wrong that they get 1/72nd of the bits of a suicide bomber?
I suppose the explosion at least makes the martyr easier to hand out amongst the women.
Will I get a fatwah for suggesting they'll get a fat whore?