Two Essex boys in a deathly dull pub one Friday night. Gaz says: "This is boring, fancy trying a new place the other side of town?"
"Dunno," says Darren, "it's a bit of a walk innit? What's so special about this place?"
"Well listen to this mate," says Gaz. "How it works is, ya go in, they gives ya a drink, then ya go upstairs for a shag. Ya come back down, they gives ya another drink, ya wait around listening to music and then ya go upstairs for another shag, wiv someone else. It goes on like that all night. Then next morning, they gives ya 50 quid and sends ya home in a taxi."
"Faaarrrkin 'ell," says Darren. "That saaahnds brilliant? Have ya bin before?"
"Naah," says Gaz, "but me sister Sharon has."