Keen ornithologist Stephen Gasket was last night thrown out of the Frank Sinatra Appreciation Society after ‘Songs for Swingin’ Plovers’ was declared one pun too many.
A clearly upset Gasket told waiting reporters: “Egrets? I’ve had a few.”
The Society’s chairman Mr Vito Corleone said in a statement: “We were all fed up with Mr Gasket’s endless bird-based puns at the expense of our hero.
“The Rook of Love, Night and Jay, Owl the Way, Mack the Snipe, New Stork New Stork, Anything Goose, Where or Wren – it was almost as if he was taking the piss out of us.”
Mr Gasket was told the news as he awoke this morning, said Mr Corleone: “He got it straight from the horse’s mouth, with a little warning which read ‘who says They Can’t Take THAT Away From Me’?”
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Ornithologist who angered Sinatra fans: "Egrets? I've had a few"
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offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMember"Egrets? I've had a few" is brilliant. :-)
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberRoom for a joke about him giving the bird?
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberYou've got to have a 'blown a Gasket' in there!
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FraserWords
offlineMemberThanks for the comments
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FraserWords
offlineMember'Duck be a Lady Tonight'? 'Stormy Feathers'? Sorry. For duck's sake.
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