I am so very pleased you've run with my anti-matter sub, and I love the gently-worded rework.
The reason I'm so pleased is that you have restored my faith in my sense of humour. I was having serious doubts about it, I thought this was my best sub, but it didn't exactly go down well.
My wife chuckled at it, which helped. I guess I'm just happy that someone else liked it, it's really made my day.