A major piece of research by WikiCon, the world’s leading authority on conspiracy theories has revealed that conspiracy theorists are in fact in the employ of the world’s top super powers.
The conspiracy theories behind the death of Princess Diana, 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden were allegedly started by theorists on the payroll of major governments.
A WikiCon spokesman said, “The data that we have uncovered proves that there is no such thing as a lone wolf conspiracy theorist. They are all generally guys who work for (and are well paid by) whatever government they happen to be governed by who are given a selection of topics to propagate as ‘the truth’ on social media sites and via the media.” But why would a government want to put about untruths? “Because,” he added “time spent digging up a maze of conspiracies is less time spent on trying to overthrow governments.”
We invited MI5 to confirm if there was any truth in WikiCon’s findings and in a written statement they said, “This is all just a conspiracy to undermine the theories of the conspiracy theorists. MI5 has never conspired with the theorists. WikiCon is in fact an agency set up by the North Koreans in collaboration with Zionist fundamentalists. There is no truth in anything they say, honest.”