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I can't think of anything not funny to say

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Started 2 years ago by doggone
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doggone

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Can you?

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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I have AIDS.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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You will, Oscar, you will.

Qox, I hope it's not the RBA (really bad AIDS.) That can take forever to clear up.

Posted 2 years ago #
Qoxiivi

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It's super-AIDS. It's a total cunt.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Try coffee enemas. That should help. Straight black. No cream or sugar.

Posted 2 years ago #
Al OPecia

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And remember, what ever you do, it must be really hot.

Posted 2 years ago #
rikkor

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Oh, yes. How could a person hope to cure the RBA with tepid coffee? Goes without saying.

Posted 2 years ago #
doggone

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"I have AIDS" That's funny.

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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My keyboard is dusty

Posted 2 years ago #
doggone

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No Euphemisms.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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EUphemisms are not as funny as British phemisms.

Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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Nor as delightful as paraphimosis

Posted 2 years ago #
doggone

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I am glad I did not know what that meant.Could have been worked into that Danny Kaye song.

Posted 2 years ago #
be reasonable

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If I remember correctly, paraphimosis makes an appearance in 'the Cruel Sea' (the book, not the film). Duke, do animals get that too? I thought it was only humans.

Posted 2 years ago #
Ironduke

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As I recall, can be a sign of hypocalcaemia in tortoises- they wander round with their willy out.

Can also be due to restricted prepuce opening in dogs, in which case owners are advised to apply KY jelly, followed by bag of frozen peas wraped in tea towel for a couple of mins, before lubricating the little chap back to the starting blocks. The prepuce can be opened surgically, but only once we've all got to have a go at talking the owner through lubing their dog's cock on the phone.

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doggone

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Is it premium rates?

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