Despite all, the oily Sepp Blatter has been re-elected, unopposed, for the umpteenth time, as president of FIFA. Or the FIFA ''family'', as he likes to call it. And his friend, the former US secretary of state Henry Kissinger, will lead ''a commission of the wise'' to find ''solutions''.
Henry could start by sending in squadrons of B-52s to carpet bomb FIFA's gleaming new $200 million headquarters in fun-filled Zurich. That solution worked for a while in Cambodia, you'll remember.
Someone stealing their ideas from Newsbiscuit
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and, have you noticed how Sepp Blatter really HAS got a full complement of Olympic tickets?
(Or should that be compliment?)
Thanks for your vigilence, but I think the association of Henry Kissinger and bombing is a fairly well-established one. Stealing from NewsBiscuit is when they take the whole headline and the story as one English language newspaper in Spain did for a while. Or maybe they are still doing it - I really ought to check...
Just don't mention dodgy cucumbers, they are very touchy about that at the moment.
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