That funny story about bombing FIFA
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Despite all, the oily Sepp Blatter has been re-elected, unopposed, for the umpteenth time, as president of FIFA. Or the FIFA ''family'', as he likes to call it. And his friend, the former US secretary of state Henry Kissinger, will lead ''a commission of the wise'' to find ''solutions''.
Henry could start by sending in squadrons of B-52s to carpet bomb FIFA's gleaming new $200 million headquarters in fun-filled Zurich. That solution worked for a while in Cambodia, you'll remember.