26 year old Catherine Davies from Cardiff has exclusively revealed to the Sun newspaper that she is the mystery British woman who has not slept with Ryan Giggs. Following mounting speculation on social networking site Twitter, Miss Davies, 34-28-34, has agreed to tell her side of the story of how she came to not have an affair with the married Premier League star.
‘My close friends and family had known for a while that I hadn’t slept with Ryan Giggs, they were very good about it and didn’t say anything, but I felt like they were laughing at me and gossiping behind my back. When I was named by a Twitter user I still tried to remain silent, but everywhere I went people’s attitude towards me seemed different.’
After Lib Dem MP John Hemming named Catherine in parliament as the mystery woman who, as yet, remains unconquered by the Manchester United star, any hopes of the details remaining private were dashed. She was followed by photographers everywhere she went and decided that it was time to have her say.
‘If my name and picture were going to be splashed all over the tabloids anyway I might as well make something out of it for myself. I might even get to go on celebrity big brother out of this, although I’m probably too famous for that now. Besides, it’s not like I wouldn’t have slept with him, it’s just that I’ve never even met him. I had the chance to meet him once, and who knows where it could have gone from there, but I was busy that night having a threesome with Jeremy Clarkson and Ewan McGregor. Oh bugger...'