It just doesn't need any embellishment to be funny.
Wayne Rooney has hair transplant.
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Has Wayne Rooney's hair slapped in a transfer request?
Is it sick of sitting on the bonce?
Has it demanded showdown talks with the Head?
Has Rooney publicly declared that his thatch is going nowhere, while privately conceding that these days, the follicles have all the power. (Actually, is follicle the right word?) Come on Al, you're a clever man, help me out)
After a year, Wayne Rooney and his hair seem reconciled. But, like Samson in reverse, the new barnet doesn't seem to be improving his game...
seeing this headline coming from Al OPecia makes it doubly funny
Follicle it is.
How about 'Rooney's hair makes early bid to joing Real Madwig' ?
'Rooney suffers from Alopecia' has more significance.
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