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Wayne Rooney has hair transplant.

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Al OPecia

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It just doesn't need any embellishment to be funny.

Posted 5 years ago #
ronseal

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Has Wayne Rooney's hair slapped in a transfer request?

Is it sick of sitting on the bonce?

Has it demanded showdown talks with the Head?

Has Rooney publicly declared that his thatch is going nowhere, while privately conceding that these days, the follicles have all the power. (Actually, is follicle the right word?) Come on Al, you're a clever man, help me out)

Posted 3 years ago #
Tripod

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After a year, Wayne Rooney and his hair seem reconciled. But, like Samson in reverse, the new barnet doesn't seem to be improving his game...

Posted 3 years ago #
Squudge

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seeing this headline coming from Al OPecia makes it doubly funny

Posted 3 years ago #
Al OPecia

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Follicle it is.

Posted 3 years ago #
custard cream

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How about 'Rooney's hair makes early bid to joing Real Madwig' ?

Posted 3 years ago #
sigmund

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'Rooney suffers from Alopecia' has more significance.

Posted 3 years ago #

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