Stevens may also be charged with other offences after the police examined some of his music dating back 40 years. The charges are expected to include bestiality; Stevens is widely reported to have loved his dog - and attempted grooming, after he was heard to ask repeatedly "Where do the children play?"
The CPS is still looking into whether charges can be brought on the tattooing of Islamic symbols, specifically the Pakistan national flag, on a young child's scalp following allegations from a 46 year old man. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous released the following statement through his solicitor "I'm not getting any younger, my hairline is starting to recede and the Moon and Star on my head are now very visible. I've lost count of the number of times I've been arrested recently for inciting terrorism, and even worse, as a white Roman Catholic, the local Muslims think I'm taking the piss. And I'm not even in the BNP. I will have to wear a hat in public for the rest of my life and I want some compensation. At least The Pope gets well paid for wearing a hat to cover his embarrassing tattoo."
Nod to mugwump following "moodshadow", which got me thinking.