Terror group Al-Qaeda have asked for government support after the news that all the illegal imigrants who work as baggage handlers at the nations airports have been sent home early due to the volcanic ash. The workers salaries and revenue from smuggling are a main source of income for the group and todays disruption will cause them great problems with their cashflow.
Finance Director Mohammed Acca-Jihad said
This is a huge problem for a worldwide terror organisation, explosives and bullets all need to be paid for.
