Who managed to sneak "professional oboist" into this?
(4 posts) (4 voices)
"Up me beam Scotty!"
Somehow, the reporter's last line just doesn't convince me...
I'm intrigued by the concept of 'garden prostitution' - it sounds a lot more civilised than the street-corner variety.
Also, the opening is a bit unfortunate: "light drizzle was falling as I pulled my car"...
You must log in to post.