A security expert for Google has offered a temporary fix to the problem of Chinese Gmail hacking.
'There's no R on a chinese keyboard,' he said. 'And if there is, it's where the L should be.'
Google executives are thought to be furious that Chinese hackers are invading people's privacy by hacking into their accounts. 'Google has spent years winning people's confidence and harvesting people's intimate details. Now these nimble fingered oriental invaders are stealing our lunch.' explained a Google spokesman, who refused to give his name because it's private.