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Posted 1 year ago #
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Five stars! Comedy platinum.
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I suppose it was just a matter of time!
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This could turn into an appalling thread. Can I join in with a hippo's yawn?
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Clunge. That is all.
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It should do, will do and you may indeed. Sausage pocket.
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Minge. Always a winner.
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Still, you can't trump a good 'cunt' in my book. A venerable classic.
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But a good cunt can trump though. I feel dirty now.
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Personally, it's all about the 'Parp!' for me.
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Butcher's bin?
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I was going to write a headline blaming tainted cucumbers on Dirty Sanchez, but it seemed a touch too much.
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Butcher's bin. Actually made me laugh. In fact, I'm still laughing. When/where did you hear that?
Brilliant. I'm using that on the missus later:
"You know what, I feel right up for a rummage in your butcher's bin."
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I have some inspiring friends. Quim is my favourite, though.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Trap 2 (the wrong un, the dirt box)
= "the ouch pouch"
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Bonus tunnel.
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I quite like blart. It is almost onomatopoeic.
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Taint.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Wizard's sleeve.
Tint
Up the wrong'un
All in anatomical order
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Flange
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Fanny
Tint
FannyPosted 1 year ago # -
Chuff
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I was amused to find that the head-on badge on Jaguar cars, which features a big cat, is called a 'growler'.
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Ah, another person who favours 'chuff'; I've been using it for years (snigger) and luckily, so far I've never been 'dead chuffed'.
I guess their acts are a bunch of twats.
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Stench trench.
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This is quite disgusting.
Waiter, I'll have the beef curtains with a bottle of Chianti please...
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http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm
Makes it easierPosted 1 year ago # -
Jade Gates
Chutney Locker for those who can't bear to look at their partner's face.
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Little boy on seeing mother naked "Mummy what's that split?"
"Oh when I was young I knelt-down on a razor blade"
Little boy "Ouch, right in the cunt"
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The Bearded Clam, with Marmite Motorway or Bournville Boulevard bringing up the rear.
Suddenly I feel fifteen again....
Posted 1 year ago #
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