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SingingHinny

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axe wound

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Five stars! Comedy platinum.

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SingingHinny

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I suppose it was just a matter of time!

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waylandsmithy

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This could turn into an appalling thread. Can I join in with a hippo's yawn?

Posted 1 year ago #
Qoxiivi

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Clunge. That is all.

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SingingHinny

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It should do, will do and you may indeed. Sausage pocket.

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SingingHinny

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Minge. Always a winner.

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Qoxiivi

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Still, you can't trump a good 'cunt' in my book. A venerable classic.

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SingingHinny

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But a good cunt can trump though. I feel dirty now.

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The All New Jeni B

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Personally, it's all about the 'Parp!' for me.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Butcher's bin?

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waylandsmithy

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I was going to write a headline blaming tainted cucumbers on Dirty Sanchez, but it seemed a touch too much.

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Qoxiivi

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Butcher's bin. Actually made me laugh. In fact, I'm still laughing. When/where did you hear that?

Brilliant. I'm using that on the missus later:

"You know what, I feel right up for a rummage in your butcher's bin."

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waylandsmithy

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I have some inspiring friends. Quim is my favourite, though.

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Golgo13

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Trap 2 (the wrong un, the dirt box)

= "the ouch pouch"

Posted 1 year ago #
SingingHinny

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Bonus tunnel.

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SingingHinny

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I quite like blart. It is almost onomatopoeic.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Taint.

Posted 1 year ago #
simonjmr

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Wizard's sleeve.

Tint

Up the wrong'un

All in anatomical order

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Flange

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simonjmr

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Fanny
Tint
Fanny

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SingingHinny

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Chuff

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waylandsmithy

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I was amused to find that the head-on badge on Jaguar cars, which features a big cat, is called a 'growler'.

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be reasonable

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Ah, another person who favours 'chuff'; I've been using it for years (snigger) and luckily, so far I've never been 'dead chuffed'.

http://www.chuffmedia.com/

I guess their acts are a bunch of twats.

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rikkor

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Stench trench.

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Scroat

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This is quite disgusting.

Waiter, I'll have the beef curtains with a bottle of Chianti please...

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beau-jolly

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http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/profanisaurus.htm
Makes it easier

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Al OPecia

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Jade Gates

Chutney Locker for those who can't bear to look at their partner's face.

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antharrison

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Little boy on seeing mother naked "Mummy what's that split?"

"Oh when I was young I knelt-down on a razor blade"

Little boy "Ouch, right in the cunt"

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Ironduke

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The Bearded Clam, with Marmite Motorway or Bournville Boulevard bringing up the rear.

Suddenly I feel fifteen again....

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