A disused warehouse in Liverpool has been converted to an alternative hospital by Non-sense, a charitable trust set up by Dr. Kate “Krazy” Peters PhD.
The hospital is the world’s first institution to offer a full range of bad science and snake oils to vulnerable and terminally ill patients.
In addition to crystal healing for broken bones and karmic therapies for plague, the hospital plans to offer creative writing workshops, higher degrees in quantum physics and cucumber based tinctures to cure acne.
As the pioneer of Remote Emotional Blackmail, Dr. Peters claims she can extort money from the families of the sick telepathically without them even realising.
She also claims that many of the patients in the hospital’s mental health unit have already made a full recovery with a number immediately joining the staff as senior registrars.
Prior to becoming a self-taught Dame of the British Empire, medical doctor, PhD and Professor of astrology, Dr. Peters had pursued a literary career. She wrote many sketches which would almost certainly have been used on the telly had she not discovered that she came from a mystic line of travelling druids and turned her attention to telekinesis. “You really can’t experience telekinesis and not be moved” she says.
Despite being born in the 1950s she remains 49 and lives on her own, as a single mother, with her partner, son and a brace of working Angels, in north Wales where she loves to entertain, design web-sites and juggle fish.
Although not universally accepted, some welcome the new hospital. Local funeral director Howard Moon commented that he has just booked a summer holiday on the strength of it.
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beau-jolly
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charlies_hat
offlineMember5 homeopathic stars awarded. Dr. Kate Peters PhD - or to give her her full medical title:
Kate Peters.Posted 2 years ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberWhoops! Now I'll be sued.
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charlies_hat
offlineMemberAs long as, you dont, make it, too, obvious who, you, are talking about, you'll, be safe, from the law.
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberI had concidered "...self-taught Dame of the British Empire". What do you think?
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I don't know who he's talking about. Having read Charlie's comment with unnecessary pauses at all the, commas, it puts me in mind of, Tony, Blair.
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charlies_hat
offlineMember...self-taught Dame of the British Empire" is no more ridiculous than any of her other quals. I had a bath last night so I think I'll collect my 500m swimming certificate today.
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberSod it. I'll use both. It can always be editted back down. If it is used of course. Grovel.
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberThinking of re-titling this as "Back up your brain..." Then it'll keep getting to the top. See its happened already. BTW. Can you see homeopathic stars?
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charlies_hat
offlineMemberOf course not. But I still believe that they exist. Maybe it's the mere mention of energy crystals that keeps bumping the subs.....
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberMany thanks Iscariot. Just added a brace of working angels to her home life. ooh and bumped again.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWell I hope you've all Feng Shui'd your homes and placed protective crystals in every corner to protect you from the negative vibes she's bound to be sending you...
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