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Started 3 years ago by simonjmr
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Fart in a colander

simonjmr

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This weeks topic

"Life begins at 40"

Closing date Thursday 22nd April

Posted 3 years ago #
MADJEZ

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are you taking the piss simon ??? hehe

Posted 3 years ago #
simonjmr

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Counting down the weeks myself - I become an alleged grown up in June.

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PluckyMunky

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Woman gives birth to 40 year old baby

Rowena Blades, a 62 woman from Sydney, gave birth to a baby aged 40, on Wednesday evening. 'I was surprised but delighted', she said. 'We can avoid all the nappies and tantrums. Our current task is to find him a job'.

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andhrimnir

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10 Across: Scores held after ale binge fist mixup (4,6,2,5)

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MrChigleysAunt

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No it bloody doesn't. I'm pinning all my hopes on 50.

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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In 1yr, 2wks, and 2days I'll find out if it's true.

Posted 3 years ago #
edward hack

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when was the closing date again?
it was here a minute ago

Posted 3 years ago #
edward hack

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Thinking of lighting up?
Not sure which way to turn?
Not getting enough from your ready-rub?
Why not try a pack of Bachelor Tipped?
Those who have tried them agree that ten is a start, twenty never enough, thirty is good.
But life begins at forty for a Bachelor Tipped man.
Go on - you know it makes sense.
New look - now longer and straighter
http://www.historyworld.co.uk/advert.php?id=876&offset=0&sort=0&l1=Tobacco&l2=

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Scroat

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Brilliant graphics Mr Hack. What a golden, guilt-free age of advertising.

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Scroat

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Andhrimnir - is it just me or are cryptic crosswords getting harder? Eg Independent on Saturday.

Posted 3 years ago #
theumpire

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Life begins at forty? I'm 67 and still waiting.

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Scroat

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I'm hoping 60 is the new 50. Therefore 70 is the new 60 Mr U.

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QorbeQ

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Thorough neonatal study discovers life begins at noughty.

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Basil_B

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Life begins at 40 but if your lucky you may get parole around 21

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