I'm beginning to wonder if Harold Camping was right, but wrong.
Perhaps the end of the world will not be caused by earthquakes and other natural disaster, but by the evil non-believers being killed by cucumbers?
Just a thought...
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberPosted 1 year ago # -
bonjonelson
offlineMemberScientists seem to be confused why victims of the cucumber plague have been predomiantly women.
Um, obvious answer. It's cucumber. Men don't eat them, not proper men anyway.
Were it e-coli in, for example, pork scratchings, you'd see the statistics distorted in the other direction.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberValid point. Perhaps you should give the boffins a call?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Stan Laurel
offlineMemberReminds me of the Ray Lowry (?) cartoon which features two guys staring up at a giant hamburger which is hovering above New York City. One guy is saying to the other “So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a Wimpy.”
Beware of all foodstuff, that's what I say.
Posted 1 year ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberCan't think of cucumbers without remembering Ken Dodd;
What a lovely day for sticking a cucumber through the vicar's letterbox and shouting, "Look out! The aiiens are coming".
Well it tickled me.Posted 1 year ago # -
I agree with Stan, best to just avoid food completely then you won't catch E-coli or salmonella or anything of that sort.
In fact, I saw a study the other day where they discovered that avoiding all food and water stops you from getting cancer. They took a group of 15 "volunteers", locked them in a room with no food or water for a month and checked on them every day. Not one of them caught cancer.
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