UK Airports closed as superior alien race invades. Public are delighted to hear news other than the election.
'Volcanic ash' or aliens invading
The Police have ask the populations of Liverpool, Manchester and Nottingham not to shoot at the space craft in case they start an intergalactic war.
The Government are worried what to do if asked by the aliens to
Take us to your leader
An Air Force spokesman said
We're hoping to stall them with Gary Glitter, anyone but Gordon Brown.