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Started 1 year ago by be reasonable
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kga6

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Nah, Nick - he didn't lend his cardamom, the council towed his caraway.

(apologies, wasn't here for round one - I missed out on the fun)

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Ironduke

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well done for bumping this thread, I feel it contains two examples of my finest ever punning.

Its not much of an achievement, but when your locker is as bare as mine, even the sweaty sock in the back left corner takes on something of a lustre.

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Ironduke

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Without wishing to curry favour, I would be sad to see this thread pass and an incorporation of spiced dishes might give it new life?

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writinginbsl

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i think everyone should exercise due dil-igence

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spoole2112

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The Six Herbs of Henry VIII

Caherine of Tarragon
Anne Borage
Jane Safflower
Anne of Chives
Catherine Horseradish
Catherine Parsley

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Ironduke

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I was hoping for a mad rash of curry puns...

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kga6

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Sorry old chap a tidious theme like that won't bring many responses...

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John Ffitch-Rucker

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Cumin to the garden, Maud.

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Ironduke

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Kga 6- that was crap, a rathar limp reposte- just makan' a wallaping idiot of yourself.

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kga6

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Apologies. Mussaman be born again to seek forgiveness? It was wrong of me to bharjeen like that, especially as my curry knowledge doesn't stretch so far as to get that last one. I fear your brilliance is wasted on me, you'll have to karai the responsibility of producing decent curry themed puns - I admit your presence is a bhuna to us all.

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John Ffitch-Rucker

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I think I’ll go and watch the dal-ing buds of May.

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Ironduke

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Kga, stop being a prat an do original work for a change.

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kga6

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Ah just got paratha. Ok very clever. Try another Path, I Ask you, one with a less insulting tone.

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Ironduke

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Kga, your babble is that of children dangerously overloaded on haribo, a trait a humourist of your standing should really improve.

Couple for you there...

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kga6

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Your quips are as crap as and as devious as expected from a thick or maybe even stupid satirist, but I see your point - curries hide nicely in an insult, with a couple back to you, sir.

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Ironduke

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Ah, the return of pasanda in a pun...its a week since I last used it (see above), and I suppose choices are limited. Hope you've enjoyed the chat, amazing what can be achieved if you take babble and shove a pun in it...with a pair in return.

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arthurminnit

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Cayenne you feel it getting chilli in here? Baltic winds, probably. Tikka box to vote.

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Ironduke

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Kga and arthur- You're shaming me with your stack of talented responses that make email puns a rather aloof, purist triumph.

Five for you there...

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