Here's one of her pomes:
Name of Victor Meldrew,
"One foot in the grave",
Very much in character,
Richard Wilson had it made,
The one man senile oligarchy,
Anarchy,
He's on the hop,
The BBC created him,
Complete with flat cap,
Out to outsmart the disrespectful,
Those that step out of line,
Sneaking round revengeful,
Time after time,
The litter dropped upon his lawn,
Went through her letter box,
The lady with her baby,
Was in for some shocks,
The computer man who slighted him,
At the traffic lights,
Got made to do a demo pitch,
All for nothing, at his house,
The radioactive horse manure,
All so sweet revenge,
Through the allotment inspectors
Sent him nearly round the bend,
The neighbours tried to sell and move,
But Victor put paid to that,
Putting a pieced together teddy bear,
In the bin out back,
The toy shop taxi was delivered,
On his own doorstep,
His long suffering wife Margaret,
Fuming mad, said, 'lets all hop...
In it and go",
Anywhere but where he is,
No one wants to know,
Funny old Victor Meldrew,
Say's "I don't believe it!"
His catch phrase in his character,
Makes his flat cap nicely fit,
Better Wear it Mr Meldrew,
Because it sure suits you,
As the Senile Oligarchy Anarchy
One man band in you rings true
What will you do next,
To wreak, Sweet revenge,
Putting all the world to rights,
With another victim to avenge,
Who can believe it,
Not Victor Meldrew,
He is the original one man,
Senile Oligarchy Anarchy, so dead pan.
