The latest plot twists and turns in Doctor Who have become so complicated that only Professor Stephen Hawking can understand them, it was claimed today.
Top rocket scientist Professor James McLellen, who understands String Theory, the Principles of Uncertainty and train timetables, admitted today that he is completely baffled by the plot.
'I mean, Amy being a ganger?? What's that all about? Since when? And who is River Song, and why is she living backwards? Where is Amy, why is she pregnant, and what with? Does anyone have the remotest idea what's happening? I've applied Heidegger's Theorem to it - it can explain the origins of the universe and why Boris Johnson is Mayor of London, but it can't touch Doctor Who. Perhaps they're showing the episodes in the wrong order. At least I understand The X Factor - Simon fixes it and some talentless idiot wins. But Doctor Who is on another planet. Oh, I see...'
Doctor Who plot 'only understood by Stephen Hawking'
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The latest plot twists and turns in Doctor Who have become so complicated that only Professor Stephen Hawking can understand them, it was claimed today.Posted 3 years ago #
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