Scientists at Imperial College, London, have discovered that British electrons are now so fat, they are almost completely spherical. A researcher said, "some of them are so perfectly spherical that even Russell Grant can't compete. We've measured some of them to be within .00000000000000001micro-Cordens of perfect roundness, which is mind-boggling."
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