Incompetent hunter Elmer Thud claims to have tracked down the killer of Bambi's mother in a small unpronounceable town in central Europe.
The Cartoon icon from Looney Tunes, who has spent the past sixty nine years 'stawking' the character known only as 'The Hunter', is being accused of a vendetta against the Disney studios.
"This is nothing to do with Mr Thud," Disney film executive Molly Brandish insists. "This atrocity occurred on our celluloid against one of our own characters. That it got out of hand and traumatised generations of children is unfortunate but at the time we were in a war of ratings."
When asked if he was confident he had the right man Elmer Thud replied "Absowhootly" although Disney have since pointed out that this is unlikely as they never actually drew the character in the first place.
. . . can't get this to work but it might inspire someone else, but then maybe not.
